im matt. love funny stuff. make me laugh and ill love you. get at me if you wanna talk

Goodnight Everybody c: I love all y’all :3

and remember, Stay thirsty my friends.

#sleep  #goodnight  #funny  

Everyday Me: Ah cool a tumblr app. I'm gonna get it.
My phone every second of the day: Hey. You're carrying tumblr around in your pocket. Get on it. Now. GET ON IT NOW.
Me: No no no. I really need to-
My phone: Tuuuumblr! Tuuuuumblr! Tuuuumblr!
Me: ....
My phone: .....
Me: Screw it. I don't remember what I needed to do anyway. There goes any productivity I might have accomplished today. Or tomorrow. Or this entire year. *Gets on Tumblr*

Fuck You School.

justanotherdayinlife:

If you were a person:

You cause too much fucking stress.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

wwiao:

canadian television

 Submitted by currytastic

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: k1mkardashian)

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

(via noonelovesyoulikeido)

This gif works for everything though

nicoosuxx:

Got 100% on my maths test

Class Finishes

Really need to pee

Crush acknowledges my existence

Massive spider in the house

(Source: forever-up-all-night, via 5-boys-1-pigeon)

alex-iscoolio:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

i beg to differ

(Source: believed, via noonelovesyoulikeido)

Blogs that have a ‘Donate’ button for promos.

xmayb:

(Source: bi7ghead)